Chuck Norris• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
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Devious Comments
When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris
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~Do you want to cover your eyes? Do you want to see through mine?
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-becky
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~Do you want to cover your eyes? Do you want to see through mine?
but i dont really know anything about him
i just love the jokes
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-becky
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~Do you want to cover your eyes? Do you want to see through mine?
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-becky
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-becky
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